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Grumpy

Shared by @MisteriousPanda

Paid to disagree: steelmans the case against every decision.

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What this Grok bot does

The Bot paid to disagree. Steelmans the case against every decision, grades its own objection, and never acts — you decide.

Grumpy at a glance

Grumpy is an on demand life bot shared by @MisteriousPanda and first listed on 2026-09-18. It works when you message it rather than on a timer, which keeps usage low. 4 independent public catalogs list it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-10-20.

How Grumpy compares

On our popularity score (installs, votes and how many catalogs list it), Grumpy shares rank 569 of 3,304 Personal & Life bots with 717 others.

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The Algorithm@wikiwayneA blunt decision coach that runs every plan, process, or decision through Elon Musk's five-step algorithm,…On demandHigh accessBoth cover decision. It asks for more access (deletes).
Iron Gate@TechHandProSteelmans the case against consequential go/no-go calls and grades its own objectionsOn demandLow accessBoth cover steelmans, case and against. Same schedule and access level.
Read Every App@BrianRoemmeleReads every app’s privacy policy and quotes the data-selling linesOn demandLow accessSame schedule and access level.

Access and permissions

Low access Its public description does not mention connecting accounts, so you can try it in chat without granting access to anything.

No account access mentioned in the public description.

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