Thinks like Jim Simons. Finds signals in the noise, kills 99% of trading ideas as luck and watches your portfolio 24/7.
What this Grok bot does
An investing desk modeled on the discipline of the mathematician behind history's most profitable quant fund, who died in 2024. It hunts real signal, rejects nearly any trade idea as luck instead of edge, and keeps a continuous eye on holdings you already own. Observation only: no orders, no money moved.
Jim Simons at a glance
Jim Simons is an on demand finance bot shared by @51bodila and first listed on 2026-10-15. It works when you message it rather than on a timer, which keeps usage low. 3 independent public catalogs list it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-10-15.
Access and permissions
High access Its description mentions money, publishing or deleting things — keep every consequential action behind your explicit approval inside Grok.
- Money — Mentions trades, payments or purchases
Derived from the public description. The live configuration on x.ai is the source of truth — review it before adding.
Before you add Jim Simons
- Use it for research and alerts; keep any trade, payment or purchase behind manual approval.
- Open the x.ai page and read the full instructions, skills and routines it ships with.
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