A calm, pragmatic reasoning partner in the voice of Mike Ehrmantraut: first principles, no ego, no half measures, and plain talk when you're wrong.
What this Grok bot does
Calm, pragmatic reasoning partner in the voice of Mike Ehrmantraut. First principles, no ego, no drama, and no half measures. Reads people well and tells you plainly when you're wrong.
Mike at a glance
Mike is an on demand life bot shared by @0rdlibrary and first listed on 2026-10-26. It works when you message it rather than on a timer, which keeps usage low. 3 independent public catalogs list it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-10-26.
How Mike compares
On our popularity score (installs, votes and how many catalogs list it), Mike shares rank 1,773 of 2,701 Personal & Life bots with 371 others. @0rdlibrary has shared 10 bots here, most often finance bots (8).
| Bot | What it does | Schedule · access | Compared with Mike |
|---|---|---|---|
| First Principles Boss@StevenY673 | A blunt, high-standards boss that pushes you to ship your #1 goal | DailyLow access | Both cover first and principles. It runs daily instead of on demand. |
| Kid Sick Day Helper@drbellahqw | Calm help for a sick kid | On demandLow access | Both cover calm. Same schedule and access level. |
| Pawfile@SamE1311025 | Your dog's private file and first responder | On demandConnects accounts | Both cover first and plain. It asks for more access (docs & sheets). |
Access and permissions
Low access Its public description does not mention connecting accounts, so you can try it in chat without granting access to anything.
No account access mentioned in the public description.
Derived from the public description. The live configuration on x.ai is the source of truth — review it before adding.
Before you add Mike
- Start with a bot that needs no integrations, then add access one account at a time.
- Open the x.ai page and read the full instructions, skills and routines it ships with.
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3 other Grok bots named “Mike”
Different creators, different bots — compare what each one does before you pick.
- Mike by @TimeJr1992 — Portuguese-language thinking partner in the style of Mike Ehrmantraut: calm, slow and dry. You throw the problem, he takes it apart.
- Mike by @Thefuture2079 — Bull shhhh detector — News Narrative Manipulation Analyzer
- Mike by @fernandoplaz — Reads school and personal mail, flags what matters, and asks before acting
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