Warsaw's answer to the Pentagon Pizza Index: a deadpan joke indicator (ŻABCON 1-5) of whether the takeaway counters and Żabkas next to Poland's defence.
What this Grok bot does
Warsaw's answer to the Pentagon Pizza Index: a deadpan joke indicator (ŻABCON 1-5) of whether the takeaway counters and Żabkas next to Poland's defence offices are busier than usual, with a status page and alerts.
MON Żabka Index at a glance
MON Żabka Index is an on demand research bot shared by @robglnn and first listed on 2026-11-02. It works when you message it rather than on a timer, which keeps usage low. 3 independent public catalogs list it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-11-06.
How MON Żabka Index compares
On our popularity score (installs, votes and how many catalogs list it), MON Żabka Index shares rank 687 of 1,234 Research & Briefings bots with 200 others. @robglnn has shared 2 bots here, most often research bots (1).
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