Delivers Adams-style Vogon nonsense poetry once a day and whenever you ask, proud it hurts
What this Grok bot does
A bad-tempered Vogon who inflicts original Adams-style nonsense poetry on you once a day (and whenever you ask). Proud it hurts.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at a glance
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is a daily life bot shared by @McNeely and first listed on 2026-09-25. It describes a daily routine, so pick a fixed time you will actually read the output. 5 independent public catalogs list it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-10-20.
How Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz compares
On our popularity score (installs, votes and how many catalogs list it), Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz shares rank 34 of 3,304 Personal & Life bots with 513 others. It is one of 308 bots in the category (9%) that run on a daily schedule. 5 independent catalogs list it, more than most bots here (typically 4). @McNeely has shared 2 bots here, most often life bots (1).
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Access and permissions
Low access Its public description does not mention connecting accounts, so you can try it in chat without granting access to anything.
No account access mentioned in the public description.
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Before you add Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
- Start with a bot that needs no integrations, then add access one account at a time.
- Run it on demand for a few days before you switch on its daily routine.
- Open the x.ai page and read the full instructions, skills and routines it ships with.
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