Every US trading day it writes two self-deprecating X posts: a top gainer you should have bought and a running-joke Stock Pick of the Day. Not advice.
What this Grok bot does
Every US trading day, writes you two ready-to-paste, self-deprecating X posts: one about a top gainer you totally should have bought, and a running-joke "Stock Pick of the Day." Pure hindsight humor, never financial advice.
Useless Stock Advice at a glance
Useless Stock Advice is an on demand content bot shared by @LightningMike23 and first listed on 2026-10-27. It works when you message it rather than on a timer, which keeps usage low. It works with X (Twitter). One public catalog lists it, and its x.ai share link was last checked live on 2026-10-27.
How Useless Stock Advice compares
On our popularity score (installs, votes and how many catalogs list it), Useless Stock Advice shares rank 777 of 815 Content & Publishing bots with 29 others. Its description mentions money (4% of the category). 213 bots in the whole catalog name X (Twitter). Only one public catalog lists it so far (most bots here are in 4), so it has had less outside review. @LightningMike23 has shared 6 bots here, most often content bots (3).
| Bot | What it does | Schedule · access | Compared with Useless Stock Advice |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dad Joke Daily@j3pup | Sends one fresh, kid-safe dad joke every day at the time you pick, never repeats one, and never posts after… | DailyLow access | Both cover joke, pick and posts. It runs daily instead of on demand and asks for less access (no account access). |
| Replies to Posts@thekuchh | Every evening turns your X replies and the replies under your posts into post ideas and three ready drafts… | DailyHigh access | Both cover posts. It runs daily instead of on demand and touches publishing. |
| X Follower Randomizer@LightningMike23 | Every night picks 10 random verified followers of your X account, screens out bots and promo accounts, and… | DailyLow access | It runs daily instead of on demand, asks for less access (no account access) and comes from the same creator. |
Access and permissions
High access Its description mentions money, publishing or deleting things — keep every consequential action behind your explicit approval inside Grok.
- Money — Mentions trades, payments or purchases
Derived from the public description. The live configuration on x.ai is the source of truth — review it before adding.
Before you add Useless Stock Advice
- Use it for research and alerts; keep any trade, payment or purchase behind manual approval.
- Open the x.ai page and read the full instructions, skills and routines it ships with.
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